I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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