his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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