oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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