Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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