hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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