Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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