are you still at the devil's house?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
