Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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