I bet he comes in French.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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