have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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