I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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