ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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