ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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