help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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