Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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