Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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