While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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