What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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