we have officially lost it.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
