You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Be still, my beating vagina.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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