Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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