THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
soo... how was my night?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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