all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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