Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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