I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
