Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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