u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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