this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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