I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
