yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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