He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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