Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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