Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
