You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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