he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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