Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
