It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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