Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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