god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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