ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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