i would punch a child for taco bell
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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