I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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