Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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