i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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