so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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