Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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