Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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