i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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