Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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