I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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