i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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