All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It's never too late to be topless.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize