i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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