they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He better not be in your backpack
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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