But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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