omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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